Post by Batman on Oct 11, 2006 12:28:58 GMT -8
If this dont make you smarter, Nothing will!
#1 If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)
#2 If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)
#3 A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
#4 A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
#5 The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off! ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
#6 The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)
#7 Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that's a good thing....)
#8 The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
#9 Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
#10 Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)
#11 The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm........)
#12 Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.(Dont tell the lefties!)
#13 A cat's urine glow s under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
#14 An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain (I know some people like that.)
#15 Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)
#16Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
#17 Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig?? you saying he aint havin fun??)
Now tell me, do you feel any smarter? ;D
EDIT: Sorry guys, I'm bored and it is funny!
#1 If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)
#2 If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)
#3 A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
#4 A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
#5 The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off! ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
#6 The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)
#7 Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that's a good thing....)
#8 The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
#9 Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
#10 Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)
#11 The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm........)
#12 Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.(Dont tell the lefties!)
#13 A cat's urine glow s under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
#14 An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain (I know some people like that.)
#15 Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)
#16Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
#17 Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig?? you saying he aint havin fun??)
Now tell me, do you feel any smarter? ;D
EDIT: Sorry guys, I'm bored and it is funny!